Forget about me, stay with the car!

If anyone touches the car, katana their hands off. Don't even say anything. Just chop off their hands.

In other news, I hate the Oakland school district. Turns out they've passed up to me a student in 7th grade with 1st grade language skills. Fucking wonderful. Oh well, the district is dirt broke, so it's really not their fault. They’ve been packing her into classes with 35+ students, all thanks to No Child Left Behind.


For those of you who don't know, Oakland Unified was one of the districts raped by No Child Left Behind. The program set ridiculously high standards for schools, and then cut funds for schools that didn't meet them. Then again, what does one expect from an Education Administrator with less qualifications than your average high school English teacher? It's true. She used to be Dubya's Head advisor back in the governor days. All the education she has is a bachelor's in Poli Sci. The minimum to teach high school English is 2 semesters of Graduate school studying education.

Who knows, maybe it's all part of Dubya's scheme to destroy public education. I certainly wouldn't be surprised if that was the case.